Greatest Smear Ever

Dems fear NASCAR! claims Republican asshole. Why do conservatives and NASCAR go hand in hand?

Nascar racing is a metaphor for conservative politics - artificial celebrities (who are admittedly skilled at what they do) riding nearly identical machines at high speed, jostling each other to see who can be the first back where they started. Lots of people watch with slack-jawed interest; others only care when one of the racers fails spectacularly.