Paris Lockup II: The Quickening

I don't want to write about Paris Hilton, but I do want to quote from The Princess Bride, since that movie is awesome. Lost in the shuffle is the report that, among other debilitating mental conditions that prevent her from serving a jail sentence, Paris Hilton alleges that she suffers from ADD, attention deficit disorder.
"I do not think this means what you think it means"
Paris: Attention Deficit Disorder is not defined as suffering a disorder when you're experiencing a deficit of attention being paid to you.
I hate America.