Hello World

See this is why I don't have a MySpace.* Fucking teenage wastes of life. Navigating the morass of awful profiles is nigh-impossible, and I don't think I've agreed more than I do with the saying:
Myspace: You and Everyone in Earshot are going to love the first five seconds of this song!
Skaboom started whining a few days ago about how he needed to start blogging, or as it's known to people from the 1800's, "journaling." Now, I know a fair bit about writing about yourself- it's a fairly straightforward process:
• Commit to writing every day,
• Be honest with yourself,
• Lie on paper on the off-chance someone else reads it.

So in the spirit of Journaling, here is a narcissistic, self-absorbed trip through the rest of 2007, courtesy of a drunken yinzer and an unrepentant chaos-sower. Enjoy!

_{* I actually do have a MySpace :(}